brianjacobsendotnet

so somehow i came across urban dictionary today and started browsing. I looked up hipster to see what people wrote and found this one…. it should be the first one listed - if not it starts out “Hipsters are a subculture of men and women typically in their 20’s and 30’s that value independent thinking, counter-culture, progressive politics, an appreciation of art and indie-rock”

Anyways it goes on and on and it sounds like some enlightened frat boy wrote it and is pretty sad about not being hip. I look up the authors name and check myspace and find this

http://www.myspace.com/dparasuco

So i am kind of hoping this is a joke and I wasnt correct. If i am correct then wow! go me!

The snow season is upon us - woo woo!

I am going to try and restart this again and see what happens. It’s been a very long time since I have even logged in. Soooo here goes

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/

kind of a dumb site. If you are going to play the race card you gotta do it better than this. The site could be called stuff hipsters like or stuff most people like. A lot of these things really cant be attributed to one race or another. blah

Havent updated this in a while I have been really busy with winter stuff and just not been sitting at the computer much. blah

help pick?

Originally uploaded by ShimmeeGrrl.

hey help a girl out and click this picture then submit your vote for which dog you like the best

I haven’t updated this in some time. I have been busy this summer with camping, fishing and summer stuff. I upgraded my version of wordpress and lost all the custom theming I added to this previously. I will fix that and hopefully start doing some updates again within the week.

http://www.punknews.org/bands/sundowner

it comes out next week

You can find it here here but I will just copy & paste it for you.

Call me a bitch, call me a whore, call me whatever you want. I dont know you, so obviously someone hates me I dont know. That must mean Im pretty damn good. Right? It seems like you took ALOT of time and effort to get my picture, write a whole novel about me, when really, you dont know one thing about me, or about that night.
So honestly, haha I can laugh at this because obviously you dont have a life. You have enough time to search, write, and post something about someone you dont know. Its amazing.
I hope you have grown up in these last 2 months. Even though you already are 25, you act younger then I am. Thats sad, and pathetic. Grow up.

-The Bitch/Slut/Whore/Easy Girl/Sperm Dumpster with a Haggered Ass Friend

What I find great about this is you try to act like you are on top in all this (and I don’t mean on top of another dude) and really you aren’t. I must have gotten under your skin for you to reply and try and defend yourself. I have no life? What a wonderful comeback. Its called myspace - your pictures and your info was there. Were the links in the rant just not apparent? Anyone anywhere can write anything about anyone or any event in the blog-o-sphere. Its an opinion based on the facts that i have. I don’t have to know you in any manner to write about you or what happened that night.

The previous post took less than 5 minutes to type and I enjoyed every minute of it. Picking apart every bit of what you posted in your myspace blog was great fun. I am honestly not sure how you graduated high school unless it was one of the alternative schools that teaches you how to run a cash register. Please learn the proper usage of a comma. I don’t expect you to be right all of the time about spelling, punctuation and proper use of the English language but can we at least go for 1/2 the time?

Grow up? Another great comeback. Where do you get all of these from? You say I am childish for writing about you yet you have done the same. You try to write about me yet you don’t know much. Honestly I’m a little surprised you didn’t resort to, “UR GAY!”

I await your reply

Its coming to boise too…weird. Anyways pre-sale tickets go on sale tomorrow and can be found here.