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This is great.

http://www.myspace.com/shortyz

Alright. So this bitch fucked around and I got shit to say about it. I was told I cant reply directly to her myspace blog so I will do it here on my own domain. This is in reply to this blog entry. I will copy and paste parts of it here.
I got told I needed to go to Hell because I didnt feel comfortable getting wasted in a hotel room with a bunch of people I didnt know and staying the night.

Hrm but you were comfortable with getting wasted at the party. People you didnt know? I thought you said you were with your friend?? You were ok with staying the night before hand. I mean shit you brought extra clothes and shoes. (which will be on ebay if i have my say)

So lastnight I got a ride home by a couple parents after the Christmas party was over. But I guess that considered me as ‘ditching’ my date, after my ‘friend’ told me if I wanted to go home, I could.

Actually didnt you get a ride home with another guy? Not someones “parents” This was a company xmas party not a high school xmas kegger. My guess is, and this is a guess. Your friend told you if you wanted to go home you should go home. She didnt say, “Hey, if you want to do some whoreish shit, you should ditch your date and leave with another guy. While you’re at it try running a train with some of the hotel dishwashers”

And I got told I was mean and a bitch by someone I dont even know, and they kept popping up on my MSN and I told them to quit sending me messages beacuse for one I didnt know them and two, they were freezing up my computer.

get a mac.

This has nothing to do with anything. I am just being an asshole now and I think its great that you told someone to go away because they were freezing up your computer.

and I was in the middle of doign soemthing else

Is this supposed to be something or someone?

The point is this whorebag. If you arent feeling a party and want to leave then leave. Learn some etiquette and manners. Hell, learn how to type. Dont they still make Mavis Beacon teaches typing? If you are leaving and dont want people to think you are a sperm dumpster then dont leave with a different guy than you showed up with. You are trying to sound like a victim through this entire thing and trust me you arent. Friends just telling you to go to hell is letting you off light. I hope you are raped in the ass by 1000 midgets and then left in the gutter where your trashy ass belongs.
Your moms response was great too. Before she goes and calls people idiots she should learn the correct useage of the word “too”. The apple doesnt fall far from the tree.

1 final gem sooo this is where you get it from? (see picture) Now if that isnt your mom, you have some haggered ass friends. If that is your mom, you have a haggered ass mom.

http://www.myspace.com/ruskicanprincess

so for some reason i came upon this. It talks about myspace spam sites and includes a link to this one. Go through and read this chicks comments. There is some funny shit on there from older guys tryin to get a piece of ass. This is my favorite….

Most of the time I end up saying the wrong thing or something dum. 

Yeah i know its not that funny that he spelled dumb wrong just ironic.

There is also…

who are you?

what up girl why havn’t you write me back yet do you want to be my friend or not

thanks for the add…do i kno you??

Its all stupid I know but if people continue to be ignorant and think everybody on myspace (or the internet for that matter) is real and wants to be their friend this kinda shit will go on.

I have always wondered does spam advertising pay off? I get a shit ton here (in the comments) but its all filtered.

An interview from the Capitol Hill Block Party with two douche bag kids from Boise.  I swear not everyone from boise is like this or nearly this dumb, mostly its just a bunch of fashioncore kids.

I will update about the Block Party later.

http://www.myspace.com/superior_minded_genius

So first off where the fuck did this guy get his money? Second he says he is vegan but  in his pics he is wearing a mink coat and says everyone should have one. Now Maybe im wrong but doesnt that just not work with the whole vegan lifestyle?  I dunno could be totally wrong. I would suggest having a media blocker via greasemonkey for this.

edit - sorry the crappy myspace html keeps effin up

Wow, This is too good to pass up.

You probably notice that everytime you go to login to myspace there is a link to a video on the frontpage. The recent video that has been cycling is from ice cube. Its an interview by some bitch from myspace. I watched this the other day and laughed. The bitch interviewing him is terrible. She wont look at him or the camera and is obviously reading from cards. I left a smartass comment about what how shitty that bitch is (or is it that bitch be?) I get off work today to find this in my myspace inbox

From:

the women with a different outlook on life

Subject: Body:

dont melt my ice cubes y r u hat n on ice cube realiest mcs before you started listen to rap when enimen came along you idiot

wow….wow. My jaw dropped. This is by far the best hate mail type message I have ever received - ever. In my entire internet existance - ever.

my reply

To:	the women with a different outlook on life

Ice Cubes hat? What about it? What do you mean by realiest? What does eminem (im guessing that’s who you are talking about) have to do with this? Is this a stab at me because I am white? If we need to have a “who has been listening to hip hop/rap longer game” I am all for it. You are 20 so that means you were probably born in 86? Rap/Hip Hop became mainstream in the very early 90s. Now that would put you at 4 possibly 5 but it really doesnt make a difference does it. I think the only thing going through your mind at that point was Mickey Mouse type shit.

Why do you have a picture of your ass up as your profile picture? Seriously, you dont have a nice ass. There is nothing there. Maybe this is why your husband left you, guys like a fatass.

I will convert this is teen type so you can understand it

ice cubes hat wat realist
wat du enimen have to du wit dis u trin 2 make fun of me 4 bn whit
u r 20 and idiot
grl u ugly nd got no ass
need a badonkadonk 4 a man wurd